Gerbilling

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'''Gerbilling''', or '''gerbil stuffing''', refers to the supposed [[sexual practice]] of inserting small animals, usually [[gerbil]]s but also [[mouse|mice]] and [[hamster]]s, into the [[anus]]. Despite apparently widespread public belief and persistent rumours, especially in the [[1980s]], no verified medical evidence of gerbilling exists; its status is that of an [[urban legend]].

According to [[Snopes]],<blockquote>''The notion of gerbilling … appears to be pure invention, a tale fabricated to demonstrate the depravity with which "[[faggot (slang)|faggots]]" [sic] allegedly pursue sexual pleasure.''</blockquote>

The lack of medical evidence for gerbilling is not surprising when one considers that (1) rodents have claws, and (2) frightened animals are likely to bite.

In the mid-1980s a rumour began about actor [[Richard Gere]], claiming that he had to have a gerbil removed from his anus at [[Cedars-Sinai Hospital]] in California. Snopes writes,

<blockquote>''The rumor's spread was aided by an anonymous prankster who, not long after the film ''[[Pretty Woman]]'' led to a tremendous increase in Gere's popularity, flooded fax machines in Hollywood with a phony "press release" purportedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that Gere had "abused" a gerbil. But, as a reporter from ''[[The National Enquirer]]'' found when he attempted to track down the gerbil story, there were no facts to be had.''</blockquote>

Former Philadelphia newscaster [[Jerry Penacoli]] was also a victim of similar rumors in the 1980s. In the early 1990s a fake [[United Press International]] story appeared on the [[Internet]] (sometimes also falsely attributed to the ''[[Los Angeles, California|Los Angeles]]'' ''[[Los Angeles Times|Times]]'') detailing a supposed press conference at a hospital where a gay couple were taken to emergency after a session of gerbilling. Neither UPI nor the ''LA Times'' ever published a news article about these fictitious events (the full "press release" can be seen on Snopes). Nonetheless, recordings exist of radio stations covering the "story", including a memorable recording dubbed "Armageddon!" in which [[Robert D. Raiford]] (the commentator on the [[John Boy and Billy|John Boy & Billy "Big Show"]]) goes into near-hysterical laughter as he tries to read out the press release.

Rumors spread in the mid-1990's in [[Oklahoma City]] that one of the [[Mathis Brothers]] (the owners of a furniture store that advertized often on television news) went to the emergency room after a session of gerbilling, and that reportedly the police had investigated the case under state laws against the [http://www.oscn.net/applications/oscn/DeliverDocument.asp?citeid=69417 "detestable and abominable crime against nature, committed with mankind or with a beast."]

Medical literature, which covers examples of items retrieved from patients' rectums in extreme detail, has never recorded a case of an animal being removed from a patient, nor of damage inflicted on a patient's insides due to rectal insertion of an animal.

==References in other media ==
* A fictional victim of gerbilling is [[Lemmiwinks]], a gerbil in the cartoon television series ''[[South Park]]''.
* The movie ''[[Mallrats]]'' opens with a story about gerbil stuffing.
* [[Stephen Lynch (comedian)|Stephen Lynch]] sings about gerbilling in the song "Gerbil" on his album ''[[A Little Bit Special]]''.
* [[Eminem]]'s song "Fack" on his album ''[[Curtain Call]]'' contains explicit references to gerbil stuffing.
* One of the [[Bart chalkboard gags on The Simpsons|chalkboard gags]] on ''[[The Simpsons]]'' is "Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story", a reference to the aforementioned rumor.
* An episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' infers that the character Troy McClure has a sexual fetish involving fish, which may be a parody of the Richard Gere rumor.
* In the ''[[Drawn Together]]'' episode "[[Requiem for a Reality Show]]", woodland creatures inexplicably appear whenever [[Princess Clara]] starts singing (parodying the implausible musical sequences typically found in [[The Walt Disney Company|Disney]] animated films), including a gerbil which climbs out of [[Xandir]]'s anus.

== See also ==
* [[Rectal foreign object]]
* [[Felching]]

== External links ==
* [http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm Full snopes article]
* [http://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html An urban legend from the Darwin Awards]
* [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html The Straight Dope: Is it true what they say about gerbils?]

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