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==== Unholy Matrimony ====
Finally on Mike Tyson Mysteries, there is an episode known as “Unholy Matrimony” where a father is set against the prospective husband his daughter has picked out. The man has a nose like a pig – remember that, because it will be important later. When the wedding is set to begin, everyone gathers at the beach. Everyone is looking for the groom but he appears to be a no-show. Suddenly shouting is heard as he is dragged into the jungle. There is a pigeon there and he jokes that he will at least attempt to make the best of the situation by trying to sleep with a bridesmaid.

Inside the midst of the foliage, surrounded by various human-animal hybrids, the bride’s father confesses that he enjoys bestiality with countless types of animals and that the beasts which dragged the groom-to-be here were in fact his children, as was the groom himself. The man is shocked and disturbed by this revelation but when the bride arrives and learns the truth she decides that she loves him, half-pig or not, and the two proceed with their wedding.

The pigeon does end up sleeping with a woman, confessing that he has never had sex with a bridesmaid before. She tells him that she’s actually never slept with an animal before, to which the pigeon replies something about him believing it is relatively common.