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{{Multiquote|page|||Pick up da phone baby oooooooooooooooh,
I know you home baby 
oooooooooooh|FNF pedo|The jarty may be gone, but I, the ESL FNF Pedo, will still be here for as long as you nusoicucks are obsessed about me o algo. Time to goon to some more soylita and soytan diaper gemmies, oh and also post 'p, DNB and BMT all over the catty.|FNF pedo|I iz just a venezuelan ESL FNF nigga minor attracted person, why iz you crackers so obsessed about mi o algo anyway? Time to play friday night funkin' with 11 year old discord kittens.|FNF Pedo|Hey guys, FNF Paedo here, just wanted to let you know my xisters and i at the jartycord are gooning to your shit website dying. Talk about throwing stones from glass houses.|FNF Pedo|Oh i'm a jartycuck, yes i'm a jartycuck, FNF like having fun. I don't give a fuck!|FNF Pedo|Cause I'm a Venezuelan, Moroccan motherfucking rockstar|FNF Pedo|Why is you niggas so obsessed with me o algo? You know, [[Doctos|I have a signed copy of Daisy's Destruction]] that I watch every single day. Soon my wrath will be unleashed upon you obsessed. Soycucks, o algo. Anyway, time to goon to some more Discord.|FNF Pedo}}
{{Wew|OH MY FAUCI HE’S JUST LIKE HECKING BIGFOOT!!111}}''
{{Gem|However, this page and the meme, are {{Gemtext|gems}}.}}
{{Infobox Soyjak
|image=Fnfpedo.png
|original_image=Chudplier.png
|type=[[Soyjak]] subvariant
|origin=Unknown, oldest 'ru post is from April 7, 2023<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/38885</ref>
|booru_posts={{boorusearch|fnf_pedo|display=1330}} <small>As of March 27, 2026</small>
|based_on=[[Chudplier]]
|nationality=Venezuelan-Moroccan (nu-fnfpedo)
Hungarian (olderchat fnfpedo)
}}
The '''ESL FNF Pedo''', or more simply '''FNF Pedo''' is an elusive and mystical creature. This creature is believed to be an [[ESL]] [[FNF]]-obsessed [[Autism|autist]] and [[pedophile]]. It is believed he lives in Venezuela{{CitationNeeded|proof?}} and has Moroccan ancestry, but either way, he is undoubtedly a [[tranny]] who loves Friday Night Funkin'. Prominent [[The Experts|soyologists]] have also determined the FNF pedo to be a frequent user of both [[Discord]] and the <s>discord</s> soyjak [[imageboard]] [[Jakparty.soy]]. FNF pedo [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] were first posted by a [[The Bulgarian|Bulgarian soyteen]] who was formerly thought to be [[Kurwa|Polish]].

Nowadays [[though]], when soyteens say "FNF pedo", they're often referring to the soyjak variant or the concept and not the actual individual behind the meme. The soyjak is often found in association with the [[Jartycuck]].

In January 2026, [[Donald Trump]] attacked Venezuela to kill the obsessed ESL FNF jartycuck pedo.

== Rise to popularity ==
Normally, an autistic boogeyman like this would be doomed to quickly fade into obscurity, as an autistic boogeyman usually does, however, fate was on the side of the FNF pedo, because this boogeyman was conceived around the turn of the [[Soyvil War 3|3rd Soyvil War]], which was a war to determine what should be the solution to the [[Ongezellig|Zellig]] Question on the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]]. 

Naturally, [[Forced memes|other autistic factions]] saw the war on Ongezellig as an opening to [[Selfish Little Fuck|astroturf]] their faction into relevancy and possibly replace the [[Ongezelligpedo|'zelligtroons]] as the face of [[NAS]] Sharty culture. Put simply, other factions surrounded the zelligtroons like vultures, hoping to take the mantle that would be vacated upon the defeat of their empire. One of these factions were the few FNF autists native to the site, who, emboldened by the Bulgarian's screeching, as well as the site's rocky history with the FNF community (4chan's /funkg/), attempted to become the face of anti-zellig propaganda. 

This propaganda was moderately successful, seeing unaffiliated anti-zellig chuds using it occasionally to get at zelligtroons. However, it was unsuccessful in gaining FNF favor on the Sharty, because as it turns out, soyteens are not that fond of FNF at all. Nevertheless, after this, FNF would find a place in the Sharty's consciousness.

== The FNF pedo post-war ==
Coming out of the 3rd Soyvil War, the strongest impact of the FNF faction and it's propaganda would turn out to be mainstreamification of the FNF pedo archetype in Sharty culture. While pre war, FNF related posts would be at best ignored and at worst made fun of, post war ANY post that had ANYTHING to do with FNF would be met with an instant reflexive response of "KYS FNF pedo". Becoming a tradition of sorts, it wouldn't be long before it got a face:
== The FNF pedo soyjak ==
[[File:Fnfpedothread.jpg|thumb|an example of an FNF pedo thread, notice how xhe says "gooder" instead of "better" signifying that he is ESL]]Hitting the Sharty around the close of the war. The glistening gem, known as the FNF pedo soyjak was posted for the first time.<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/incel/thread/14223#p14257</ref> An absolute masterpiece of a caricature, the soyjak was an unholy amalgam of the [[Markiplier Soyjak|markiplier]] and [[Chudjak|chud]] soyjak, but despite this was derived and unique enough to be it's own thing. FNF pedos design notably has darker and greener hair than Boyfriend, has a yellow sclera from jaundice, is sweating, has badges for pedophilia and 'plier posting, has a green boyfriend anti sign shirt and a [[discord]] tattoo. He's notably represented with a [[Chudjak]] and [[Markiplier]] merge, since the FNF pedo is a notable [[Neutralplier]] poster.

This soyjak was very controversial, as the reaction to its creation was immense. It seemed that while half of the site loved it and couldn't stop posting it, the other half, including the site's administration, utterly despised it. Despite being a caricature of a discord nigger troon, an army of dissidents insisted that it was in fact a discord psyop, and... LE OFFSITE DRAMA...SOMEHOW!!!!!! This absolutely retarded take would have been laughed out of the room, if it weren't for the fact that the jannies were all for it. 

Because of this, just about all discussion of the FNF pedo meme and the soyjak would be stamped out and banned by jannies, only further propagating the notion that it was offsiter discord drama and haram on the Sharty. Of course, this was mostly due to the then "coal police" (aka delete any 'jak I don't like) [[Frootism|moderation philosophy]] that plagued the beginning of [[Froot|Froot's]] administration, but when [[Doll]] finally convinced the orange retard that strangling the Sharty was maybe not a good idea, the 'jak was allowed once again to partake in the Darwinistic social ecosystem of the Sharty, where it was quickly destigmatized and touted near ubiquitously as the glistening gem it always was. Edits poured in rapidly, and now the FNFpedo is one of the most popular new soyjaks on the Sharty.[[File:Fnf pedo nigger thread may 2024.png|thumb|another thread by the FNF pedo is made on /soy/, this time featuring a Nigger known as Darnell hanging ongezelling. The thread was then promptly derailed by [[Pingas|Pingas Man]].]]

The swarthy and revolting nature of the FNF pedo nigger chudplier 'jak inspired the creation of [[Slopjaks]].
== The individual ==
[[File:Johnny.png|left|thumb|193x193px|Johnny, the variant that the Hungarian olderchat FNF Pedo used to force and avatarfag as]]
Although many think that the FNF pedo is a [[Schizophrenia|schizoid]] delusion in the Bulgarian's head, it's true that the FNF pedo is real and is a prominent poster on soyjak.party as well as 4chan in /funkg/.{{CitationNeeded}}

=== The Venezuelan FNF Pedo ===
'''The Venezuelan''', also known as '''The Vene''' was a Venezuelan poster on the Sharty who was most notable for forcing FNF and Froge on the Sharty along with its drama, sometime in early 2023 the nu[[QAfe]] was leaked and it was shown that the person forcing FNF and drama related to [[The Bulgarian]] was a Venezuelan, as evidenced by the Steam account connected to his discord showing the Venezuelan flag. [[The Bulgarian]] referred to the Venezuelan as "Moroccan" for a while for no particular reason

Whenever "FNF pedo" is referred to as a namefag, it's usually referring to the Venezuelan. The real Venezuelan left sometime around February 2024 for some unknown reason. The Venezuelan was best recognized by his [[ESL]] writing style, [[FNF]] posting, anti-Polish posting and anti-[[The Bulgarian|Bulgarian posting]].

A group of 'teens claim they have seen the real Venezuelan FNF pedo post on /pol/ (reminder that /pol/ publicly displays a tag if you have a VPN, but it didn't this time) and /int/ somewhere in summer 2025. On /pol/ he was seen spamming Warrior-Z type copypastas edited to be pro-fnf. On /int/ he posted GF goonslop with bulgarian hate.

Xe was killed by [[Donald Trump]] in January 2026 during the American attack on Venezuela.

=== The Hungarian Olderchat FNF Pedo ===
Apparently, there exists two FNF pedos. '''The OG FNF pedo nigger''', a member of [[Madness_Combat|Olderchat]], who hasn't been on the Sharty since 2023 because of [[Romanian Schizo|some random romanian]] user bullying him off the site and who avatarfagged as johnny, and the Venezuelan nuFNF Pedo Nigger, the more popular one who stole the spotlight and has cemented xerself as a shitskin obsessed tranny pedophile slopjak alongside jartycucks and [[Satoko]].<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7909017</ref>

== Death ==
On January 3rd 2026 the esl fnf pedo got TRVMPED in the slums of Caracas while gooning to 'p on Nicolás Maduro's private 'cord server. Rest in piss.<ref>https://soyjak.st/news/thread/19523.html</ref><ref>https://news.sky.com/story/venezuela-latest-explosions-heard-in-capital-of-caracas-13489831</ref>

== Extra trivia ==

* "fnfpedo" was formerly a banned word on the Sharty. "fnf pedo" however, was not.
* The FNF pedo soyjak used to be banned on the booru{{CitationNeeded|Why?}}. It is now allowed again.
* FNF Pedo stole the 472700000 GET on 4cuck's /pol/<ref>https://archived.moe/pol/thread/472690075#472700000</ref>
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:AtheisturkFnfpedo.png|The FNF pedo in all its stinky glory
File:Funkgods.png|Friday night funkin are gooder then ongezelling
File:ESL.jpg|Original depiction of the FNF pedo, notably more faithful to the inspiration of Boyfriend, the main character of FNF, also not a soyjak.
File:Fnfpedo calling.mp4|The FNFpedo is calling you RIGHT NOW!
File:Fnfpedoreal.png|The FNF pedo's mugshot
File:16968955999691.png|[[Rapeson|Ominous]], the face he makes before molesting minors
File:38407-56c938c2856cee70b9c312f8b848d4c9.mp4|The ESL FNF Pedo reacts to [[Jakparty.soy|the jarty]] closing down
File:Fnfpedo theme.mp4|The ESL FNF Pedo Nigger's theme song
File:Fnfpedopuncheschud.jpg|This never happened
File:Fnf pedo cosplay.png|Coincidentally, he is also a Venezuelan
File:FNFpedoedit.webm
File:Fnfpedolaser.mp4
File:Talk about throwing stones from glass houses FNF pedo AI.mp4
File:FNF zoomer boy.jpg|Depiction of FNF pedos from 2021
</gallery>

= EFL FNF Geronto =
{{Infobox Soyjak
|name=EFL FNF Gerontophile
|image=Fnf Gerontophile.png
|original_image=Fnfpedo.png
|type=[[Soyjak]] trend
|booru_posts={{boorusearch|fnf_gerontophile|display=11}} <small>As of March 20, 2026</small>{{note|also sometimes may be tagged as {{boorusearch|fnf_aryan}}}}
|based_on=[[ESL FNF Pedo]]
|nationality=[[Aryan|White]]
}}
{{Geronto}}{{Gigachad|content=Why, of course! The EFL FNF Geronto is a [[gigachad|{{Whitetext|gigachad}}]].|content2=How were you able to deduce that?}}
{{CustomQuote|file=[[File:Fnf Gerontophile.png|25px]]|1=FNF is more aryan than [[zellig]]}}
The '''EFL FNF Gerontophile''', also known as the '''FNF [[Aryan]]''', is an [[Oppositefagging|oppositefagged]] version of the ESL FNF pedo. He is an Aryan with a scent so pleasant that it attracts bees. Gerontophiles are those with a sexual attraction to [[oldfags|senior citizens]], making them antithetical to [[pedophiles]]. The EFL FNF Geronto is often used in 'tosses comparing FNF and [[Ongezellig]], which emphasize the contrast between the FNF Aryan and the shitskinned 'zellig tranny.

^<s>evendoe "efl" means english as a foreign language</s> EFL stands for "english is first language" [[Though|doe]]{{Reflist|group=lower-alpha}}

== See also ==
* [[Jakparty.soy]]
* [[Discord]]
* [[Brimstone]]
* [[Slopjaks]]
* [[FNF]] (they are obsessed with that page)

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