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Template:ArchiveNeeded Template:Aryan Template:Quoting Template:CobmanGem Template:Infobox Soyjak Cobson is the primary and the gemmiest Soyjak variant of all time, what did you expect, FUCKING NIGGER. He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film The Lawnmower Man.^{[lower-alpha 1]}^[1] He first appeared on 4chan's /qa/ board in June 2021. ~~He holds the #1 iCame count on rule34.xxx Template:CitationNeeded, making him objectively the sexiest Soyjak and sexiest character in existence.~~ The tranny jannies found out and deleted him from the leaderboard.

Jobe's model that Cobson was traced from was developed by Angel Studios, now known as Rockstar San Diego.^[2] Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. Compared to other soyjaks, Cobson will always be much more masculine and dominant, and more open to sexual activity. Many have criticised him for being NAS because of this, as soyboys are feminine. Howeverthough, He is still undeniably a nu-male, even though he was born with a bit more of those features, which is possible. It's just a bit more subtle, but his haters are too retarded to understand subtleness. These features are why He's such a unique, multi-layered, slowburn, thought-provoking, versatile 'jakerino and make Him such a gemerald, theorised by some to be so shiny to the point of being the gem that saved the Party! His existence will always fulfill many niches in soyjak creation, contributing to his popularity.

Cobson first arose in June 2021, where he quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as coal^[3]^[4]^[5] and most didn't really care about it, though a minority of critics saw it as very gemmy and dubbed it a "God tier wojack".^[6] However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the 10 millionth GET on /s4s/.^[7] Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the Sharty, 6ixϪhrembo^[8] and David Thoughie, being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, though there are a minority of critics that still think that he is coal. This critical appreciation led Cobson to win Ϫ Oscars, 13 Emmys, a 9.8 rating on IMDB, a 9.5 rating on MyAnimeList, 6 stars on Letterboxd, and a 14.88/10 rating on RateYourMusic.Template:CitationNeeded

However, with Cobson's newfound popularity, some more malicious forces decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make QoS edits of innocent Cobson, and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for BBC" soon emerged among the Sharty's transgender population. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called Rapeson,^[9]^[10]^[11] his reputation became tainted among soyteens.

He will always be still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and the bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called Five Nights at Cobson's has been released by renowned game developer Froot Cawthon and his team in order to honor him.^[12]

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He Will Always Be A Gem

HWABAG (They KNEW He Was A Gem in 2010)

HWABAG is short for “He Will Always Be A Gem”. Though commonly used to refer to Cobson, it is also sometimes used for other controversial variants.

On the 25th of March 2010, long before the days of 'Jakking, The Lawnmower Man was praised for being the GEM it is, however, even back then, Cobson has had his fair share of disbelievers.

File:The Ignoramus Redditor .png

The Ignoramus Redditor

Aside from this, he was also featured in an ad by some Jew York clothing store back in 2012.^[13]

History

According to the original image's EXIF data,^[14] Cobson was created on June 6, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on /qa/ at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption: "ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK"^[15]

File:ONIONS BASEDJAK.png

ONIONS BASEDJAK

He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,^[3]^[4]^[5] although this was mostly down to one schizo spamming "shit tier wojack [sic]" in every Cobson thread.^[16]^{[lower-alpha 2]} As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some soyteens, who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".^[6] As a result, the debate of whether he is coal or gem remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.^[17]

Cobson got his name on September 4, 2021 as a contraction of Jacobson,^[18] a nickname for soyjaks that was briefly used at the time.^[19]

In his farewell Q&A, Kuz stated that Cobson was his favorite 'jak.^[20]

On October 26, 2023 Chris Chan was convinced by a 'teen to give Cobson a public endorsement, however due to being severely retarded he mispronounced it as Cobscon instead. It was nonetheless celebrated as a Cobson win.^[21]

File:Cobscon.mp4

The clip

File:Dogwhistles 101： Cobson.mp4

Dogwhistles 101： Cobson

Music career

Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he received a number of edits depicting him as a rapper.^[22]^[23]^[24] From there, he starred in an unusual number of song parodies on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Gem Cobity released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to Svenska Beat, but I think Johbson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

David Thoughie

File:Cobman - My Mix.png

Cobman appearing as the first video in a soyteen's autogenerated YouTube music playlist.

In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality David Thoughie released two parody songs, Gem Cobity and Cobman, both to widespread critical acclaim.

Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",^[25] and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".^[26]

In January 2022, Cobman was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature (even doe it's a song and not a book).^[27]

Cobbo

Cobbo, also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delivered in the high art of mumble rap.

It is extremely popular; as of February 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. Cobbo, and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever receive the rare honour of starring on the soyjak.party homepage, the highest award Soot could bestow.

/s4s/ incident

Main article: Swaglord

File:10m -s4s-.png

Extremely keyed Brazilian victory

The use of Cobbo's lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on /s4s/^[28]^[29] was considered by many onlookers to have immortalized Cobson into a gem; GEMson: Coalson redeemed. This was also a massive Brazilian victory and it made Swaglord go on one of the biggest janny seethe sessions ever documented.

Other songs

File:HWABABAG.jpeg

HWABABAG (He Will Always Be A Bag)

In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of 'Cobbo, Cobson produced an unofficial sequel Gemmy,^[8] as well as a nutwave re-release of the original.^[8] Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.

In January of 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter Nojak to produce a short audio sample titled 6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose.^[8]

The Great BBC Slander

Main Article: Spadeson

In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, /bant/ and the Booru depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” Cobson was being spammed on /qa/ at the same time vidya butts was being spammed. Someone added a queen of spades tattoo to the vidya butts image with ">noooo you cant just take the image i spam and put a spade tattoo on it" which was then used for Cobson. At the same time, there was a spammer who would flood every thread containing Cobson with "shit tier wojack" because he didn't like the gaps between his teeth, his oval head shape, and long nasolabial folds. He saw this as an opportunity to do the same thing to Cobson and made more spade edits to try and deface the variant. Unironic bibisi cucks would then join in making more extreme edits like cob sovl

On July 24, 2022, Kuz announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking a temporary end for BBC slander on the Sharty.^[30]^[31] Since the Kuz era has passed, Spadeson spam has been re-legalized, and there are incidents of the 'log being spammed with Spadesons to this day.

Cobinisation

Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.

If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.

Does anyone have the original? It ain't on the 'ru.

In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.

Subvariants

NuCob

NuCob is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on /qa/ on October 12, 2021 following the massive success of Cobson.^[32]

Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits will always depict NuCob as Cobson's son.^[33] You may have noticed that he has Feraljak's eyes.

File:Wholesome nucob.png

A wholesome NuCob edit

Hornyson

Hornyson is a subvariant of Cobson notable for being edited into Rapeson and I love X, but I would never ever ever ever ever never Y. The earliest documented spade hornyson was posted on January 2022.^[34] A regular hornyson would be posted to the 'ru by Lolkek in May of the same year.^[35]

File:99697 - SoyBooru.png

Hornyson

Rapeson

Rapeson, also known as Evilson is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on /soy/ on August 15, 2022. He will always be commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder.^[9]^[10]^[11]

File:Evilson.jpg

Rapeson

Female Cobson

Female Cobson or Cobette is a blanket term for any female variant of Cobson. The original variant of Female Cobson was proportionally the same as the original Cobson, without nasolabial folds or stubble and with a hat and hairstyle similar to Female Gapejak.

File:40369 - SoyBooru.png

Female Cobson

In February 2023, user Sectionalism uploaded a new variant to the 'ru which featured a more feminine head and face, as well as a Queen of Hearts symbol on her hat. This variant rose in popularity and largely replaced the old variant. Only goon-brained Clittycel's use this variation of the Jak'.

File:Femalecobson.png

Female Cobson

Baby Cobson

A version of Cobson where he is depicted as a baby.

File:Babyson.png

Baby Cobson

Spadeson

Vantablack coal used mainly for racebaiting. Popular on the booru to the surprise of nobody.

File:Spadeson-gyatt.png

Nig

Nig or Narge, originally Cob 2, is a subvariant of Cobson traced from the guy on Rome: Total War's cover art. The name was decided in a thread where dubs named him and Nig got dubs twice.

He is the cousin of CobsonTemplate:CitationNeeded This variant has since become dead.

File:Nig.png

Ukropson

Ukropson is a proto-Cobson recently found in random long-forgotten ukranian satirical magazine.

File:Ukropson.png

In Popular Culture

Cobson was subtly referenced in the 2022 movie The Batman^[36]

Cobson is also the name of a French indie band.^[37] Jewgle won't give me any more info on them (possibly Template:Glow intervention), so no source is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm you selfish little fuck) ^[38]

A slowburn, thought-provoking, no cheap-jumpscares video game called Five Nights at Cobson's was announced to be in development in order to honor Cobson.^[12] A trailer was released,^[39] and the demo of the game itself released soon after. After months of delays, the full game finally released on May 27, 2024.^[40] The game featured Cobson and variants as enemies and characters in FNAC. With the usual detractors for any game, it's generally agreed that Cobson was represented fairly.^[41]

Cobson was briefly featured in the 98th Academy Awards.^[42]

The one who gave birth to Cobson in the first place

File:Stephen King.jpg

this is him

Stephen King is the creator who brought Cobson into existence in *The Lawnmower Man*. In the original book, it was just a short story and did not follow the plot of the movie.

However, it was adapted into a film, ~~but Stephen King hated the movie so much that he requested his name be removed from the credits.~~ From what i am aware, it is not so much that he hated the movie, but that it bore next to no resemblance to his original book, so he sued the movie producers because they included his name in the title of the movie o algo.

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The original frame from the movie (gemmy wallpaper)

The original frame from the movie (gemmy wallpaper)
Vectorized Cobson

Vectorized Cobson
Cigar Cobson

Cigar Cobson
Him as a glowie

Him as a glowie
6ixThrembo

6ixThrembo

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/s4s/ incident

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Cobinisation

Subvariants

NuCob

Hornyson

Rapeson

Female Cobson

Baby Cobson

Spadeson

Nig

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+*[[Teutonson]]
+}}
+'''Cobson''' is the primary and the [[Gem|gemmiest]] [[Soyjak]] variant of all time, [[Schizophrenia|what did you expect, FUCKING NIGGER.]] He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film [[The Lawnmower Man|''The Lawnmower Man'']].<ref group="lower-alpha">[https://www.cineby.app/movie/10163 https://www.cineby.gd/movie/10163] <sup>''<u>(i heckin' love piracy!!!)</u>''</sup></ref><ref>{{CitePost|board=tv|no=2620|caption=I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man"|date=September 11, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html}}</ref> He first appeared on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] board in June 2021. <s>He holds the #1 iCame count on [[Rule 34|rule34.xxx]]{{CitationNeeded|not archived award}}, making him objectively the sexiest Soyjak and sexiest character in existence.</s> [[They do it for free|The tranny jannies found out and deleted him from the leaderboard.]]
-These colors convey themes of love, respect, and connection to animals, though it is fair to acknowledge that interpretations of these colors may vary slightly among individuals or specific groups within the community.
+Jobe's model that Cobson was traced from was developed by [[Grand Theft Auto|Angel Studios, now known as Rockstar San Diego]].<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_San_Diego</ref> Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. Compared to other soyjaks, Cobson will always be much more masculine and dominant, and more open to sexual activity. Many have criticised him for being [[NAS]] because of this, as [[soyboys]] are feminine. [[though|Howeverthough]], He is still undeniably a nu-male, even though he was born with a bit more of those features, which is possible. It's just a bit more subtle, but [[trannies|his haters]] are too retarded to understand subtleness. These features are why He's such a [[a24|unique, multi-layered, slowburn, thought-provoking, versatile]] 'jakerino and make Him such a [[gemerald]], theorised by some to be so shiny to the point of being [[the gem that saved the Party]]! His existence will always fulfill many niches in soyjak creation, contributing to his popularity.
-== Past Flags ==
+Cobson first arose in June 2021, where he quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as [[coal]]<ref name=":0" /><ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" /> and most didn't really care about it, [[though]] a minority of critics saw it as very [[gem]]my and dubbed it a "God tier wojack".<ref name=":3" /> However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the [[GET#10000000 GET|10 millionth GET on /s4s/]].<ref><nowiki>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000</nowiki></ref> Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], 6ixϪhrembo<ref name=":4" /> and [[David Thoughie]], being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, [[though]] there are a [[Faggot|minority of critics that still think that he is coal.]] This critical appreciation led Cobson to win Ϫ Oscars, 13 Emmys, a 9.8 rating on IMDB, a 9.5 rating on My[[Anime]]List, 6 stars on Letterboxd, and a 14.88/10 rating on RateYourMusic.{{CitationNeeded}}
-=== Origins ===
-[[File:Zoophilia by unknown.png|thumb|The first Zoo flag in 2016]]
-This flag was made at some point before June 24, 2016, by a feline therian and a [[Furry Fandom & the Zoo Community|furry]] artist. Permission to share their username hasn't yet been obtained, but according to one of their posts, the colors of the flag represent zoophilia's presence in all genders:
-* Blue for binary male and female genders
-* White for genders outside of the binary spectrum
-* Purple for non-binary genders on the male/female spectrum
-It was uploaded to DeviantArt by a user ZooFlags, an aego-zoosexual and zooromantic trans demigirl therian. The date of upload is June 24, 2016.<ref name="paraflags">{{Cite web|author=Lector|date=2023-12-24|title=Popular zoophile flags|url=https://paraflags-wiki.org/index.php?title=Popular_zoophile_flags&oldid=4606|website=Paraphilia+Flags Wiki|url-status=live|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20250825143914if_/https://paraflags-wiki.org/index.php?title=Popular_zoophile_flags|archive-date=2025-08-25|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref> For a long time, ZooFlags was considered the original creator of this flag.<ref name="deviantart">{{Cite web|author=ZooFlags|date=2016-06-23|title=Zoosexual/Zooromantic/Zoophile Flag 2|url=https://www.deviantart.com/zooflags/art/Zoosexual-Zooromantic-Zoophile-Flag-2-617290018|website=DeviantArt|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220402205547if_/https://www.deviantart.com/zooflags/art/Zoosexual-Zooromantic-Zoophile-Flag-2-617290018|archive-date=2022-04-02|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref>
+However, with Cobson's newfound popularity, some more [[Discord|malicious forces]] decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make [[Spadeson|QoS edits of innocent Cobson]], and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for [[BBC]]" soon emerged among the Sharty's [[Trannies|transgender]] [[Pepe|population]]. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called [[Rapeson]],<ref name=":6" /><ref name=":7" /><ref name=":8" /> his reputation became tainted among soyteens.
-=== Influence ===
+He will always be still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and the bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called [[Five Nights at Cobson's]] has been released by renowned game developer [[Froot|Froot Cawthon]] and his team in order to honor him.<ref name=":5">https://soyjak.party/fnac/thread/1.html#3956 [https://archive.ph/wip/0sOnR https://archive.ph/0sOnR]</ref>
-This flag became the most popular flag out of all those uploaded by ZooFlags and is regularly used by zoophiles in artwork and on social media profiles. The Twitter user ZooStruggles has erroneously claimed that this flag represents pro-contact zoophiles, but no such statement by the original artist has ever been produced in support of this.
-The first version of the ZETA flag, without the star, was created during a project run on Twitter by KZ, a [[ZETA-Verein|ZETA]] activist, during the spring of 2020. In mid-April of that year, he posted several polls about the potential flag design<ref>{{Cite tweet|user=Koonzoo1|number=1251050182311129091|date=2020-04-17|title=What color would you put in the zoo pride flag, why?|url-access=registration|url-status=live|archive-url=https://archive.ph/wlvLL|archive-date=2023-12-20|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref><ref>{{Cite tweet|user=Koonzoo1|number=1251052682984464384|date=2020-04-17|title=What design should the zoo flag be in?|url-access=registration|url-status=live|archive-url=https://archive.ph/69oeo|archive-date=2023-12-20|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref> for his followers to vote on. On May 3, he announced the winning design.<ref>{{Cite tweet|user=Koonzoo1|number=1257045829547970560|date=2020-05-03|title=It seems like this design (with or without the symbols) is what has been most widely accepted as our zoo pride flag. Would you all like this as our pride flag?|url-access=registration|url-status=live|archive-url=https://archive.ph/N6RYv|archive-date=2023-12-20|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref>. According to his explanation,<ref>{{Cite tweet|user=Koonzoo1|number=1485368294395850752|date=2022-01-23|title=The brown represents land animals. The green represents avians, reptiles & amphibians. The blue represents marine life. We zoos highly respect & love our non-human neighbors & partners, and this flag is a symbol for both us & them and the bond we share.|url-access=registration|url-status=live|archive-url=https://archive.ph/RVf0J|archive-date=2023-12-20|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref> the brown color represents land animals, the green represents avians, reptiles & amphibians, and the blue represents marine life. The exact hues of the flag were chosen by another Twitter blogger, SteelDogTuscy. The four-pointed star was an initiative of yet another Twitter user, KometSF, who proposed it in reference to four-legged animals.<ref>{{Cite tweet|user=KometSF|number=1250693144523476994|date=2020-04-16|title=I feel like a zoo flag a zoo flag should refer to the 4 legs of our beloved one. This could be by using 4-spiked stars, 4 colours or by using 4 squares (with 2 different colors), symbolizing unity between a 4 legger and a 2 legger.|url-access=registration|url-status=live|archive-url=https://archive.ph/ObOPW|archive-date=2023-12-20|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref> According to the designer, the elements shown in white indicate purity.<ref>{{Cite tweet|user=Koonzoo1|number=1676452375362514944|date=2023-07-04|title=The four points were said to represent the 4 legged creatures we all love. Yeah I know they don't all have 4 legs. The white represented their purity.|url-access=registration|url-status=live|archive-url=https://archive.ph/ngDhJ|archive-date=2023-12-20|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref>
+{{RollableName|February 2025}}
-Due to the [[ZETA-Verein|ZETA movement]]'s active involvement in zoophile community building, these flags are often regarded as the official zoo flags<ref>{{Cite web|author=ZoophileFlags|date=2022-04-24|title=ZoophileFlags User Profile|url=https://www.deviantart.com/zoophileflags|website=DeviantArt|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424081833if_/https://www.deviantart.com/zoophileflags|archive-date=2022-04-24|access-date=2025-08-17|df=mdy-all}}</ref>, especially on Twitter.
+[[Cobson#HWABAG (They KNEW He Was A Gem in 2010)|He Will Always Be A Gem]]
-== Alef flag ==
+== HWABAG ([https://archive.ph/9hTqN They KNEW He Was A Gem in 2010]) ==
-[[File:The alef flag.png|thumb|right]]
+'''HWABAG''' is short for “''He Will Always Be A Gem''”. [[Though]] commonly used to refer to Cobson, it is also sometimes used for other controversial variants.
-[[File:The Alef flag.png|thumb|right|The Alef flag]]
-The Alef zoo flag—referring to [[wikipedia:Aleph|aleph]], the first letter in many [[wikipedia:Semitic languages|Semitic]] [[wikipedia:Abjad#Abjads and the structure of Semitic languages|abjads]], or alphabets—also called the "Leaf zoo flag," is the most recent design to see widespread adoption. It was created by Saturn during the [[Fediverse zoo flag project (2023)|Fediverse zoo flag project of 2023]] to give a symbol and a name to zoophiles who feel unfairly treated and excluded by the [[ZETA-Verein|ZETA]] community.<ref name="alef">{{Cite web|title=Alef zoophile identity|url=https://alefzoo.neocities.org/|website=alefzoo.neocities.org|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240905181029if_/https://alefzoo.neocities.org/|archive-date=2024-09-05|access-date=2025-08-25|df=mdy-all}}</ref> The flag is explicitly inclusive of multiple types of zoophiliac orientations, including [[zoosadism]].<ref name="alef" />
-The Alef flag was the target of much scrutiny by the [[ZETA-Verein|ZETA]] community, particularly for its stated purpose of highlighting the anti-[[wiktionary:minor-attracted person#English|{{Abbr|MAP|minor-attracted person}}]]—a modern euphemism for pedophile—and anti-[[Zoosadism|Zoosadist]] attitudes that are widely held by mainstream zoophiles, their allies and society at-large. This backlash was expressed mostly on Twitter, but appears to have been successful in preventing the design from gaining much traction, and still not many know of the flag. Some refer to it as a sadist flag, while others believe it has an Anti-Contact association.
+On the 25th of March 2010, long before the days of 'Jakking, The Lawnmower Man was praised for being the GEM it is, however, even back then, Cobson has had his fair share of disbelievers.
+[[File:The Ignoramus Redditor .png|none|thumb|The Ignoramus Redditor]]Aside from this, he was also featured in an ad by some Jew York clothing store back in 2012.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180709215148/https://strayrats.com/cyber-monday-free-shipping/ (https://archive.ph/qzpNM)</ref>
-The speculation can determine it should be a flag that welcomes all forms. Including those that are for necro, and sadists. Zoophiles who were jailed for their attractions. While a good idea they should have support. How many of them were true zoophiles and were not convicted due to sadism activities?
+==History==
+According to the original image's [[Datamining|EXIF data]],<ref name="og_booru">https://soybooru.com/post/view/1025</ref> Cobson was created on June 6, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption: "ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK"<ref name="origin" />
+[[File:ONIONS BASEDJAK.png|center|thumb|700x700px|ONIONS BASEDJAK]]
-<gallery mode="packed" heights="360px">
+He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,<ref name=":0">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440</ref><ref name=":1">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460</ref><ref name=":2">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/</ref> although this was mostly down to one [[schizo]] spamming "shit tier wojack [sic]" in every Cobson thread.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/</ref><ref group="lower-alpha">A long time later, at about September 2022, an confession was made on /soy/ from the user who allegedly was the one spamming “shit tier wojack”, stating that it was because he was autistically irritated by Cobson’s beard hair.</ref> As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some [[Soy Community|soyteens]], who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".<ref name=":3">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/</ref> As a result, the debate of whether he is [[coal]] or [[gem]] remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.<ref>[https://soybooru.com/post/view/3039#search=variant:cobson https://soybooru.com/post/view/3039]</ref>
-Twitter screen relating to Alef Flag.png|link=File:Twitter_screen_relating_to_Alef_Flag.png
-Twitter post about Alef.png|link=File:Twitter_post_about_Alef.png
+Cobson got his name on September 4, 2021 as a [[Soy speak#Apostrophisation|contraction]] of [[Jacobson]],<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193</ref> a [[Soyjak Nicknames|nickname for soyjaks]] that was [[Archaism|briefly used at the time]].<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4545475/#4547422</ref>
-</gallery>
+In his farewell Q&A, [[Kuz]] stated that Cobson was his favorite 'jak.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4073326.html#4074317</ref>
+On October 26, 2023 [[Chris Chan]] was convinced by a 'teen to give Cobson a public endorsement, however due to being severely retarded he mispronounced it as Cobs'''c'''on instead. It was nonetheless celebrated as a Cobson win.<ref name="archive.ph">https://archive.ph/wnnad</ref>
+[[File:Cobscon.mp4|thumb|The clip|none]][[File:Dogwhistles 101： Cobson.mp4|thumb|Dogwhistles 101： Cobson]]
+==Music career==
+Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he received a number of edits depicting him as a rapper.<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/3208</ref><ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/3495</ref><ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/4873</ref> From there, he starred in an unusual number of [[Songs|song parodies]] on the [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when ''Gem Cobity'' released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to [[Soynigga|Svenska Beat]], but I think Johbson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
+===David Thoughie===
+[[File:Cobman - My Mix.png|thumb|''Cobman'' appearing as the first video in a soyteen's autogenerated YouTube music playlist.|none]]
+In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality [[David Thoughie]] released two parody songs, [[Songs#Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)|''Gem Cobity'']] and [[Songs#Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)|''Cobman'']], both to widespread critical acclaim.
+Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 1-3.png|File:Cobman Review 1-3.png]]</ref> and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 2-3.png|File:Cobman Review 2-3.png]]</ref>
+In January 2022, ''Cobman'' was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature (even doe it's a song and not a book).<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 3-3.png|File:Cobman Review 3-3.png]]</ref>
+===''Cobbo''===
+''[[Songs#Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)|Cobbo]]'', also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delivered in the high art of mumble rap.
+It is extremely popular; as of February 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. ''Cobbo'', and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever receive the rare honour of starring on the [[Soyjak.party|soyjak.party]] homepage, the highest award [[Soot]] could bestow.
+====/s4s/ incident====
+<blockquote>''Main article: [[Swaglord]]''</blockquote>[[File:10m -s4s-.png|thumb|Extremely keyed Brazilian victory|none]]The use of ''Cobbo'''s lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on [[S4s/|/s4s/]]<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967</ref><ref>https://archived.moe/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000</ref> was considered by many onlookers to have immortalized Cobson into a gem; [[Fact|GEMson]]: Coalson redeemed. This was also a [[User:FlorianopolisBrazilian|massive Brazilian victory]] and it made [[Swaglord]] go on one of the biggest [[janny]] seethe sessions ever documented.
+=== Other songs===
+[[File:HWABABAG.jpeg|thumb|'''HWABABAG''' (He Will Always Be A Bag)|356x356px]]
+In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of 'Cobbo'', Cobson produced an unofficial sequel ''[[Songs#Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)|Gemmy]],''<ref name=":4">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref> as well as a [[Squirrel|nutwave]] re-release of the original.<ref name=":4"/> Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.
+In January of 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter [[Nojak]] to produce a short audio sample titled ''6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose''.<ref name=":4"/>
+==The Great BBC Slander ==
+<blockquote>''Main Article: [[Spadeson]]''</blockquote>
+In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, [[Bant/|/bant/]] and the [[Booru]] depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” Cobson was being spammed on /qa/ at the same time vidya butts was being spammed. Someone added a queen of spades tattoo to the vidya butts image with ">noooo you cant just take the image i spam and put a spade tattoo on it" which was then used for Cobson. At the same time, there was a spammer who would flood every thread containing Cobson with "shit tier wojack" because he didn't like the gaps between his teeth, his oval head shape, and long nasolabial folds. He saw this as an opportunity to do the same thing to Cobson and made more spade edits to try and deface the variant. Unironic bibisi cucks would then join in making more extreme edits like cob sovl
+On July 24, 2022, [[Kuz]] announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking a temporary end for BBC slander on the Sharty.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220817182342/https://soyjak.party/news.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220727094419/https://soyjak.party/rules.html</ref> Since the Kuz era has passed, Spadeson spam has been re-legalized, and there are incidents of the 'log being spammed with Spadesons to this day.
+==Cobinisation==
+'''Cobinisation''' ([[Template:Use British English|British English]]; or '''cobinization''' in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the [[Soy Community|soy community]] whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.
+If this trend continues, [[Science|scientists]] estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.[[File:Soy 317771.png|thumb|250px|alt=Does anyone have the original? It ain't on the 'ru.|In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.
+|none]]
+==Subvariants ==
+===NuCob===
+'''NuCob''' is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] on October 12, 2021 following the massive success of Cobson.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5229412/</ref>
+Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits will always depict NuCob as Cobson's son.<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5a06daff25bc9df2c75b08cc1f0dbb15}}</ref> You may have noticed that he has Feraljak's eyes.[[File:Wholesome nucob.png|thumb|150px|A wholesome NuCob edit|none]]
+=== Hornyson ===
+{{Main|Hornyson}}
+Hornyson is a subvariant of Cobson notable for being edited into Rapeson and [[I love X, but I would never ever ever ever ever never Y]]. The earliest documented spade hornyson was posted on January 2022.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/233245369/#q233245369</ref> A regular hornyson would be posted to the 'ru by [[Lolkek]] in May of the same year.<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/11356</ref>
+[[File:99697 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|150px|Hornyson|none]]
+===Rapeson===
+{{Main|Rapeson}}
+'''Rapeson''', also known as '''Evilson''' is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on [[Soy/|/soy/]] on August 15, 2022. He will always be commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder.<ref name=":6">https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110934/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/920417.html</ref><ref name=":7">https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110803/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/918549.html</ref><ref name=":8">https://web.archive.org/web/20220816111155/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/921403.html</ref>[[File:Evilson.jpg|thumb|150px|Rapeson|none]]
+===Female Cobson===
+{{Main|Female Cobson}}
+'''Female Cobson''' or '''Cobette''' is a blanket term for any female variant of Cobson. The original variant of Female Cobson was proportionally the same as the original Cobson, without nasolabial folds or stubble and with a hat and hairstyle similar to [[Female Gapejak]]. [[File:40369_-_SoyBooru.png|thumb|150px|Female Cobson|none]]In February 2023, user [[Sectionalism]] uploaded a new variant to the [[SoyBooru|'ru]] which featured a more feminine head and face, as well as a Queen of Hearts symbol on her hat. This variant rose in popularity and largely replaced the old variant.
+Only goon-brained Clittycel's use this variation of the Jak'.[[File:Femalecobson.png|thumb|150px|Female Cobson|none]]
+===Baby Cobson===
+{{Main|Soyjak babies}}
+A version of Cobson where he is depicted as a baby.
+[[File:Babyson.png|thumb|150px|Baby Cobson|none]]
+===Spadeson===
+{{Main|Spadeson}}
+Vantablack coal used mainly for racebaiting. Popular on the booru to the surprise of nobody.[[File:Spadeson-gyatt.png|thumb|140px|none]]
+=== Nig ===
+{{main|Nig}}
+'''Nig''' or '''Narge''', originally '''Cob 2''', is a subvariant of Cobson traced from the guy on Rome: Total War's cover art. The name was decided in a thread where dubs named him and Nig got dubs twice.
+He is the cousin of Cobson{{CitationNeeded|He just is, ok?}} This variant has since become dead.
+[[File:Nig.png|none|thumb|153x153px]]
+=== Ukropson ===
+{{main|Ukropson}}
+'''Ukropson''' is a proto-Cobson recently found in random long-forgotten ukranian satirical magazine.
+[[File:Ukropson.png|thumb|150px|none]]
+== In Popular Culture ==
+Cobson was subtly referenced in the 2022 movie ''[[tv/|The Batman]]''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s</ref>
+Cobson is also the name of a [[CobSOn|French indie band]].<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/10126394-Cobson-Cobson</ref> [[Datamining|Jewgle]] won't give me any more info on them (possibly {{Glow|'''CIA'''}} intervention), so no [[Science|source]] is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm [[you]] selfish little fuck) <ref>https://www.last.fm/music/Cobson/+wiki</ref>
+A slowburn, thought-provoking, no cheap-jumpscares video game called [[Five Nights at Cobson's]] was announced to be in development in order to honor Cobson.<ref name=":5" /> A trailer was released,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYBPSSTqUkA</ref> and the demo of the game itself released soon after. After months of delays, the full game finally released on May 27, 2024.<ref>https://gamebanana.com/mods/516716
+https://archive.today/CeoZK
+</ref> The game featured Cobson and variants as enemies and characters in FNAC. With the usual detractors for any game, it's generally agreed that Cobson was represented fairly.<ref>Lord Fauci zimself said this</ref>
+Cobson was briefly featured in the 98th Academy Awards.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JazgMK_pVmw&t=36s</ref>
+== The one who gave birth to Cobson in the first place ==
-== References ==
+[[File:Stephen King.jpg|thumb|this is him|333x333px]]
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+Stephen King is the creator who brought Cobson into existence in *The Lawnmower Man*. In the original book, it was just a short story and did not follow the plot of the movie.
+However, it was adapted into a film, <s>but Stephen King hated the movie so much that he requested his name be removed from the credits.</s> From what i am aware, it is not so much that he hated the movie, but that it bore next to no resemblance to his original book, so he sued the movie producers because they included his name in the title of the movie o algo.
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+==<s>Gallery</s> '''<big>{{Gemtext|THE COB-BOORU, NIGGA!}}</big>'''==
+<gallery>
+File:Original cobson.png|The original frame from the movie (gemmy wallpaper)
+File:Cobson.svg|[[Science|Vectorized]] Cobson
+File:cigar cobson.png|Cigar Cobson
+File:CobsonCIA.png|Him as a glowie
+ixThrembo.png|[[6ixThrembo]]
+</gallery>
+==See also==
-[[index.php?title=Category:Zoophilia in culture]]
+*[[Gem]]{{CitationNeeded}}
+*[[Vocaroo]]
+*[https://thespool.net/features/fotm/the-lawnmower-man-stephen-king/ this is probably relevant. it just (probably) is, ok?]
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+{{Variants}}
+[[Category:Variants]]
+{{Corner|br|[[File:Cob3.png]]}}