Gerbilling

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The satirical animated television series South Park depicted gerbilling in the 2002 episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance", in which a gerbil known as Lemmiwinks falls victim to the practice.

Gerbilling or gerbil stuffing is the supposed sexual practice of inserting small animals, usually gerbils but also mice and hamsters, into the rectum. Despite apparently widespread public belief and persistent rumours, especially in the 1980s, no verified medical evidence of gerbilling exists; its status is that of an urban legend.

Gerbilling also has an alternate meaning, associated with monowheels, referring to when the rider loses his normal position in the bottom of the wheel and instead spins around the inside uncontrollably. This sense is derived from gerbil wheels.

According to the Urban Legends Reference Pages (Snopes):

The notion of gerbilling … appears to be pure invention, a tale fabricated to demonstrate the depravity with which "faggots" allegedly pursue sexual pleasure.

The lack of medical evidence for gerbilling is not surprising when one considers that (1) rodents have claws, and (2) frightened animals are likely to bite.

In the mid-1980s a rumour began about actor Richard Gere, claiming that he had to have a gerbil removed from his anus at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in California. Snopes writes,

The rumor's spread was aided by an anonymous prankster who, not long after the film Pretty Woman led to a tremendous increase in Gere's popularity, flooded fax machines in Hollywood with a phony "press release" purportedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that Gere had "abused" a gerbil. But, as a reporter from The National Enquirer found when he attempted to track down the gerbil story, there were no facts to be had.

Former Philadelphia newscaster Jerry Penacoli was also a victim of similar rumors in the 1980s. In the early 1990s a fake United Press International story appeared on the Internet (sometimes also falsely attributed to the Los Angeles Times) detailing a supposed press conference at a hospital where a gay couple were taken to emergency after a session of gerbilling. Neither UPI nor the LA Times ever published a news article about these fictitious events (the full "press release" can be seen on Snopes). Nonetheless, recordings exist of radio stations covering the "story", including a memorable recording dubbed "Armageddon!" in which Robert D. Raiford (the commentator on the John Boy & Billy "Big Show") goes into near-hysterical laughter as he tries to read out the press release.

Medical literature, which covers examples of items retrieved from patients' rectums in extreme detail, has never recorded a case of an animal being removed from a patient, nor of damage inflicted on a patient's insides due to rectal insertion of an animal.

References in other media

• A fictional victim of gerbilling is Lemmiwinks, a gerbil in the cartoon television series South Park.
• The movie Mallrats opens with a story about gerbil stuffing.
• Stephen Lynch sings about gerbilling in the song "Gerbil" on his album A Little Bit Special.
• Eminem's song "Fack" on his album Curtain Call contains explicit references to gerbil stuffing.
• One of the chalkboard gags on The Simpsons is "Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story", a reference to the aforementioned rumor.
• In the Drawn Together episode "Requiem for a Reality Show", woodland creatures inexplicably appear whenever Princess Clara starts singing (parodying the implausible musical sequences typically found in Disney animated films), including a gerbil which climbs out of Xandir's anus.
• In the Retarded Animal Babies web cartoon series, the Hamster character, when entering a darkened room, fearfully asks himself if he's having "that Richard Gere dream again". When the light is turned on, Hamster relaxes, saying "he doesn't like stinky bum-bums"
• In the Joe Cartoon short, "Gerbill", a Gerbil is lodged in Bill Clinton's Anus, only to declare he is sick and tired and blows himself up with a hand grenade, only to survive and protest against Gerbilling till he is shot by an agent.
• In the movie Cecil B. DeMented, the adult film shown at the xxx movie theatre is "Rear Entry," which is a gerbilling fetish film starring the fake porn star Cherish.
• The video for the Electric Six single "Gay Bar" features a shot of a gerbil in a tube, followed by the line "I've got something to put in you!".
• In the movie Scream, Tatum (played by Rose McGowan) tells Sidney (played by Neve Campbell) that "...you can only hear that Richard Gere/gerbil story so many times before you have to believe it..."
• Pittsburgh band Truth in Advertising reference the gerbiling legend in their ode, "Richard," on their 2005 album Inconsequential Background Music.

See also

• Rectal foreign object
• Felching

External links

• Full snopes article
• An urban legend from the Darwin Awards
• The Straight Dope: Is it true what they say about gerbils?