Animal marriage (shitskin behaviour)
History
The practice of animal-human marriage is simply put it FUCKING STUPID like seriously you actually think that you and you poor dog who has been put though immense torture so much so that how you wanna marry it? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!? People who do this are jartycuck shitskins from niggerhell I simply want to devalue the normal human marriage into a mockery of what God wanted
In Reality
In Hinduism, some cultures will marry their dog as a protection ritual for their future human husband this is due to the fact that pajeets suffer from mental retardation like all shitskins and don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is degenerate subhuman behaviour and people like them need to become civilized and learn that humans were made for one another NOT ACTUAL DOGS OR ANY PETS FOR THAT MATTER we live in a white man’s world and almost all white people understand that fucking your dog and marrying it is well as I said SUBHUMAN BEHAVIOUR and to the people who “love” their dogs and are white you obviously were victim of sexual assault as a kid and I am sorry but most people who are victims of that get over it and become successful individuals. but you guys obviously suffer from a rare disease where white people act like shitskin niggers and have tiny dicks and think that fucking your dog is normal NEWSFLASH ITS NOT so ask yourself do you think dogs can consent to this?
“what should I do” you may be wondering? Well you can either do a) put yourself feet first though a woodchipper b) gas camber or
In Practice
Some zoophiles will get married to their pet through a variety of means. The site MarryYourPet is one of these examples. There is also the Circle of Joining ceremony that includes multiple zoos in the marriage process.
Legality
Unfortunately, there are no laws that make this technically legal however it is nice that you are married in the eyes of the community to your loved one.
