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{{dablink|For a hazard relating to piloting a monowheel, see [[Monowheel#Other issues|monowheel gerbiling]]}}
an Harold Brunvand|Brunvand, Jan Harold]]|encyclopedia=Encyclopedia of Urban Legends|publisher=W.W. Norton & Company|year=2001|isbn=978-1-57607-076-5}} {{ISBN|9781576070765}}</ref> Rumors surrounding various male celebrities engaging in gerbilling have become persistent urban legends.<ref name="snopes"/><ref name="Brunvand2001b">{{Cite encyclopedia|article=Gerbiling|pages=166|author=[[Jan Harold Brunvand|Brunvand, Jan Harold]]|encyclopedia=Encyclopedia of Urban Legends|publisher=W.W. Norton & Company|year=2001|isbn=978-1-57607-076-5}} {{ISBN|9781576070765}}</ref><ref name="about">{{cite web |url=http://www.urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm |title=Gerbilling Mishap Injures jrjfbeuttn klhfkajsiiowo |publisher=About.com |accessdate=September 28, 2012}}</ref>
[[File:2008-02-16 Mongolian gerbil.jpg|thumb|right|Gerbils are the most common rodents to be allegedly inserted.]]
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'''Gerbilling''', also known as '''gerbil stuffing''' or '''gerbil shooting''', or occasionally as "Gere-ing", is a rumoured [[human sexual behavior|sexual practice]] of inserting small live animals (usually [[gerbil]]s but also [[mouse|mice]], [[hamster]]s, [[rat]]s and various other [[rodents]]) into the human [[rectum]] to obtain stimulation. Some variations of reports suggest that the rodent be covered in a psychoactive substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.
 
==Overview==
According to folklorist [[Jan Harold Brunvand]], accounts of gerbilling were first recorded in 1984 and initially were said to involve a mouse and an unidentified man. In subsequent versions of the story, the animal was a gerbil and the story applied to several male celebrities.<ref name="snopes">{{cite web |url=http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp |title=From Gere to eternity |date=2001-11-18|author=Barbara and David P. Mikkelson|work=[[Urban Legends Reference Pages]]|publisher=[[snopes.com]]|accessdate=February 8, 2012}}</ref><ref name="Brunvand2001a">{{Cite encyclopedia|article=The Colo-Rectal Mouse|pages=81|author=[[Jan Harold Brunvand|Brunvand, Jan Harold]]|encyclopedia=Encyclopedia of Urban Legends|publisher=W.W. Norton & Company|year=2001|isbn=978-1-57607-076-5}} {{ISBN|9781576070765}}</ref> Rumors surrounding various male celebrities engaging in gerbilling have become persistent urban legends.<ref name="snopes"/><ref name="Brunvand2001b">{{Cite encyclopedia|article=Gerbiling|pages=166|author=[[Jan Harold Brunvand|Brunvand, Jan Harold]]|encyclopedia=Encyclopedia of Urban Legends|publisher=W.W. Norton & Company|year=2001|isbn=978-1-57607-076-5}} {{ISBN|9781576070765}}</ref><ref name="about">{{cite web |url=http://www.urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm |title=Gerbilling Mishap Injures Two |publisher=About.com |accessdate=September 28, 2012}}</ref>


As of the mid-1980s, there were no reports in peer-reviewed medical literature describing gerbilling among the variety of [[rectal foreign object]]s removed from people's bodies.<ref name="Straight_Dope">Adams, Cecil (1986). "[http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-about-gerbils Is It True What they Say About Gerbils?]" ''The Straight Dope'', March 28, 1986.</ref><ref>{{Cite journal
As of the mid-1980s, there were no reports in peer-reviewed medical literature describing gerbilling among the variety of [[rectal foreign object]]s removed from people's bodies.<ref name="Straight_Dope">Adams, Cecil (1986). "[http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-about-gerbils Is It True What they Say About Gerbils?]" ''The Straight Dope'', March 28, 1986.</ref><ref>{{Cite journal
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A very prominent mention of gerbilling occurred on mainstream TV in the episode "[[The Death Camp of Tolerance]]", the fourteenth episode of the [[South Park (season 6)|sixth season]] of the American animated television series ''[[South Park]]'', aired on [[Comedy Central]] in the United States on November 20, 2002. Finally promoted to teaching fourth graders, [[Mr. Garrison]] realizes that getting fired for being [[homosexuality|homosexual]] could allow him to sue the school for millions. He decides to perform outrageous sex acts in the classroom, hiring his partner [[List of South Park Elementary staff#Mr. Slave|Mr. Slave]] as his teaching assistant. Though the children complain about Garrison's inappropriate activities, their parents mistakenly think their children are intolerant of homosexuality. Garrison, annoyed that no one has complained about his actions, steps up his campaign to get fired by shoving "Lemmiwinks", the class gerbil, into Mr. Slave's [[rectum]], as an act of gerbilling.
A very prominent mention of gerbilling occurred on mainstream TV in the episode "[[The Death Camp of Tolerance]]", the fourteenth episode of the [[South Park (season 6)|sixth season]] of the American animated television series ''[[South Park]]'', aired on [[Comedy Central]] in the United States on November 20, 2002. Finally promoted to teaching fourth graders, [[Mr. Garrison]] realizes that getting fired for being [[homosexuality|homosexual]] could allow him to sue the school for millions. He decides to perform outrageous sex acts in the classroom, hiring his partner [[List of South Park Elementary staff#Mr. Slave|Mr. Slave]] as his teaching assistant. Though the children complain about Garrison's inappropriate activities, their parents mistakenly think their children are intolerant of homosexuality. Garrison, annoyed that no one has complained about his actions, steps up his campaign to get fired by shoving "Lemmiwinks", the class gerbil, into Mr. Slave's [[rectum]], as an act of gerbilling.


In the song "Fack" from his 2005 album ''[[Curtain Call: The Hits]]'', rapper [[Eminem]] recites a verse about gerbilling. "Now see that gerbil, grab that tube/stick it up my butt/let that little rascal nibble on my asshole".<ref>[http://www.complex.com/music/2013/03/the-50-grossest-rap-lyrics/eminem-fack/ Top 50 Grossest Rap Lyrics] [[Complex.com]] (03/27/2013)</ref>  
In the song "Thank you next" from Ariana Grande , rapper [[Eminem]] recites a verse about gerbilling. "Now see that gerbil, never stick them up your butt   


A February 2015 episode of ''[[Family Feud]]'' featured a woman who immediately answered "a gerbil" when host [[Steve Harvey]] asked "Name something a doctor would pull out of a person." The response produced prolonged laughter from the audience and a stunned silence from Harvey; even the other contestant at the podium burst out laughing over her response. The clip of the scene from the episode quickly went [[Viral video|viral]].<ref>[http://fox13now.com/2015/02/12/she-said-what-possibly-the-most-awkward-answer-ever-shouted-on-game-show/ She said what? Possibly the most awkward answer ever shouted on game show] [[KSTU]] (02/12/2015)</ref>
A February 2015 episode of ''[[Family Feud]]'' featured a woman who immediately answered "a gerbil" when host [[Steve Harvey]] asked "Name something a doctor would pull out of a person." The response produced prolonged laughter from the audience and a stunned silence from Harvey; even the other contestant at the podium burst out laughing over her response. The clip of the scene from the episode quickly went [[Viral video|viral]].<ref>[http://fox13now.com/2015/02/12/she-said-what-possibly-the-most-awkward-answer-ever-shouted-on-game-show/ She said what? Possibly the most awkward answer ever shouted on game show] [[KSTU]] (02/12/2015)</ref>

Revision as of 23:02, 27 March 2019

an Harold Brunvand|Brunvand, Jan Harold]]|encyclopedia=Encyclopedia of Urban Legends|publisher=W.W. Norton & Company|year=2001|isbn=978-1-57607-076-5}} ISBN 9781576070765</ref> Rumors surrounding various male celebrities engaging in gerbilling have become persistent urban legends.[1][2][3]

As of the mid-1980s, there were no reports in peer-reviewed medical literature describing gerbilling among the variety of rectal foreign objects removed from people's bodies.[4][5]

Mike Walker, a National Enquirer gossip columnist, spent months attempting to verify the gerbilling rumors about Richard Gere. "I've never worked harder on a story in my life," Walker told the Palm Beach Post in 1995. After much investigation, he was unable to find any evidence that a gerbilling incident ever happened: "I'm convinced that it's nothing more than an urban legend."[6]

Dan Savage, a sex-advice columnist who frequently discusses unusual sexual practices, stated in 2013 that he has never received a first-hand or even a second-hand account of the practice.[7]

According to the editors of Snopes.com, gerbilling is an unverified and persistent urban legend.[1]

In popular culture

A very prominent mention of gerbilling occurred on mainstream TV in the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance", the fourteenth episode of the sixth season of the American animated television series South Park, aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 20, 2002. Finally promoted to teaching fourth graders, Mr. Garrison realizes that getting fired for being homosexual could allow him to sue the school for millions. He decides to perform outrageous sex acts in the classroom, hiring his partner Mr. Slave as his teaching assistant. Though the children complain about Garrison's inappropriate activities, their parents mistakenly think their children are intolerant of homosexuality. Garrison, annoyed that no one has complained about his actions, steps up his campaign to get fired by shoving "Lemmiwinks", the class gerbil, into Mr. Slave's rectum, as an act of gerbilling.

In the song "Thank you next" from Ariana Grande , rapper Eminem recites a verse about gerbilling. "Now see that gerbil, never stick them up your butt

A February 2015 episode of Family Feud featured a woman who immediately answered "a gerbil" when host Steve Harvey asked "Name something a doctor would pull out of a person." The response produced prolonged laughter from the audience and a stunned silence from Harvey; even the other contestant at the podium burst out laughing over her response. The clip of the scene from the episode quickly went viral.[8]

In the novel American Psycho the protagonist inserts a rat into the vagina of a woman he later murders.

See also

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named snopes
  2. Brunvand, Jan Harold (2001). "Gerbiling". Encyclopedia of Urban Legends. W.W. Norton & Company. p. 166. ISBN 978-1-57607-076-5. ISBN 9781576070765
  3. "Gerbilling Mishap Injures jrjfbeuttn klhfkajsiiowo". About.com. Retrieved September 28, 2012.
  4. Adams, Cecil (1986). "Is It True What they Say About Gerbils?" The Straight Dope, March 28, 1986.
  5. Busch, D. B.; Starling, J. R. (1986). "Rectal foreign bodies: case reports and a comprehensive review of the world's literature". Surgery. 100 (3): 512–519. PMID 3738771.
  6. Young, Paul (2002). L.A. Exposed: Strange Myths and Curious Legends in the City of Angels. St. Martin's Griffin. p. 20. ISBN 978-0312206468.
  7. Dan Savage (March 20, 2013). "Gerbils? Again?". thestranger.com.
  8. She said what? Possibly the most awkward answer ever shouted on game show KSTU (02/12/2015)

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