Sodomy

Pseudo Intellectual Academic Hacks will claim that sodomy was invented many centuries in the ancient land of sodom, however sodom incarnate was formed in 1990, with the birth of the brown poo Madhur Singh, to fathers Jewlienne and Richie. He was a strange child, but his two dads always knew that little Madhur would carry the great tradition of sodom wherever he went. It all started on a trip to Australia where he met a shy acne riddled Jew named Mark. He was unsure of his sodomical powers, he began by sniffing out his anus for fresh dingleberries, he proceeded to finger his anus until poo dribbled out before violently sodomizing him and embracing his destiny as King of Sodom.